Hiccup Haddock/Quotes

Opening
"Let's go, bud."

- Hiccup to Toothless

"This changes everything."

- Hiccup in Race to the Edge

Dragon Eye of the Beholder, Part 1
"I've seriously got to get my own pair of wings!"

"This can't be all there is! There has to be something more out there!"

"Can't a son spend some quality time with his family?"

"Unless, of course, any of you can make time out of your busy schedules to capture a dangerous maniac?"

"It's only a couple of eels! Really big, screaming mean eels . .."

"Come on, bud, it's just an empty cage. Ah! Okay, now . . . now it's an empty cage."

"One of the benefits of a metal leg, I suppose."

"Okay, so here's the plan-- (Toothless blows up the door) I like yours better."

"What is this thing? Whatever it is, if it's on this ship, it's no good for dragons."

"Huh. Well, that wasn't too-- (An axe lands right in front of him) --GIANT AXE! TOOTHLESS, RUN!"

"I'm not your brother and we are definitely not having a moment."

Dragon Eye of the Beholder, Part 2
"Whoever built this ship really knew what they were doing."

"Thank you kindly."

"But you also remember how it was to be my age, to want to explore, to need to see what else is out there. To get answers to questions you haven't even asked yet. This will help me do all of that. But only . . . only if you help me unlock it."

"This changes everything."

Imperfect Harmony
"Look at this! There are maps we've never seen, writing we can't read, dragons we don't recognized! It-it's incredible! This Dragon Eye, this is proof that there is a whole other world out there. A world that must be explored!"

"And this is only the beginning, Astrid. Who knows what we'll find out here."

"That's okay, bud. I like the enthusiasm."

"Note for the Book of Dragons, Thunderdrums carry a grudge."

"I can't believe this is actually happening. I should've left all those guys back on Berk. Now they're cocooned in that crazy rock stuff, I'm being chased by an angry Death Song, and I'm stuck here with a wild Thunderdrum who can't hear a word I'm saying."

When Darkness Falls
"Yeah, you know I'm pretty sure Thor never said anything remotely like that."

"Do you hear that, Toothless? That's the sound of peace and quiet."

"And I've spoken too soon."

"And that's probably where we should call it a night."

"Yup! Probably deserved that."

"I was thinking we could call it the Dragon's Edge."

Big Man on Berk
"No, I'd like to be able to sleep tonight."

"Uh, okay, uh, Fishlegs? (Stammering) I-I mean, Bonecrusher. Stoick isn't exactly the kind of chief who likes to share his things, especially his axe."

"Yes, Meatlug! No, Meatlug!"

Gone Gustav Gone
"What could possibly be worse than Dagur?"

"Gustav, what are you doing here? I . . . I mean, to what do we owe the pleasure of this visit?"

"Oh, hold on, hold on. No one is burning anyone at the stake."

"Guys, I'm sure there's a simple explanation. Please tell me there's a simple explanation, Gustav."

"I would do it, but I'm making some, just, major breakthroughs with the Dragon Eye."

"Of all the irresponsible, insubordinate . .."

"You are going to regret this."

"What the Thor is this?"

Reign of Fireworms
"Are you still gonna love them when they all land here and burn our entire island to the ground?"

"Toothless-Toothle, pla-ma blat!"

Crushing It
"OH! DAD! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! IT'S YOUR SON!"

Quake, Rattle and Roll
"Well, I think we should name it later and focus on not getting killed by it now."

Have Dragon Will Travel, Part 1
"You know I can see that, don't you?"

"You know you're gonna tell me. I know you're gonna tell me. So why not save us both the trouble and just . .."

Have Dragon Will Travel, Part 2
"Hey, would you knock it off, bud? Okay? Snooping will not gain her trust. (Something falls out from the satchel) Huh. Wait a minute! That's my dad's Chief seal!"

"Dad, is Heather my sister?"

"Hey, I know you guys got pretty close. I'm sorry you're losing a friend."

The Next Big Sting
"Presenting the Dragonfly One!"

Total Nightmare
"Guys, this was supposed to be a drill, do we have to turn it into a game?"

"It's a scary idea, huh? That one of our dragons might just one day go back to the wild? You'd never do that to me, would you, bud? (Toothless nuzzles him in response) I didn't think so."

"Uh, what's wrong with the two of you?"

Team Astrid
"Yes! Gothi coming in hot!"

"B-Team? No. This is Astrid's team. The A-team."

Night of the Hunters, Part 1
"Fishlegs, thank you for trying to make me feel better, but this is different. Something is wrong, I can feel it."

"Tuff! You're a genius!"

"For my plan to work, someone's gonna have to get shot."

Night of the Hunters, Part 2
"No."

"Also no."

"For the last time . . . Oh, yeah, that's exactly the one. My bad."

Bad Moon Rising
"I rest my case."

"If we do happen to run across a Lycanwing, we need to have a really good plan."

"I can't believe we're gonna die chasing an imaginary dragon."

Snotlout Gets the Axe
"Bar's not really too high on that one, is it, Snotlout?"

The Zippleback Experience
"And it's for moments like this I always carry a spare."

"Don't worry, bud. I always carry a spare for my spare."

Snow Way Out
"Astrid was right. You look like a psycho."

"We're suppose to be a team, Astrid."

Edge of Disaster, Part 1
"You know, those dummies could conceivably be just as effective as the twins."

". . . Because, then there'd be two crazy people in this conversation and we probably wouldn't resolve anything."

"Snotlout, I hate to admit it, but you've got a point."

"Shh!"

"We're not going anywhere. I said it's gonna be hard, not impossible."

Edge of Disaster, Part 2
"We're not like all those Hunters. We would never hurt a dragon."

"They saw my wings and they knew I wasn't a threat."

"And we have the Dragon Hunters to thank for it."

Shock and Awe
"Fishlegs, I actually think that Loki might be the key to saving the Seashocker!"

"I wouldn't get too excited if I were you."

"Let's Loki 'em even more. Come on, bud."

A Time to Skrill
"Look, there's really no moral ambiguity here. I messed up. I really messed up, and I'm not sure how to fix it."

"If we do this, we're no better than the Dragon Hunters. We're just using a different cage."

Maces and Talons, Part 1
"Not the way I would have done it, but that's one way to go."

"And the brilliance is short-lived."

"It's time Viggo and I were properly introduced."

Maces and Talons, Part 2
"Astrid, I let it happen. I put Heather and Windshear in that position, I risked the Dragon Eye being taken, I fell for Viggo's plan. It's a mess."

Enemy of My Enemy
"C'mon, bud! Work with me here, please!"

"Oh, oh! Astrid! He, he, hey, hey! So, what brings you here so early in the morning? You just go for a test flight with Stormfly? Yeah, well, same here with Toothless, though, of course, because Stormfly, that will be, you know . .."

"When Astrid finds out that you're not wearing your armor, I am not covering for you."

"Looks like a dragon might have got the best of 'em." "Dagur? I wouldn't do that if I were you!"

"And I have officially stepped into an alternate archipelago."

Crash Course
"Uh, Fishlegs? Care to share or . .."

"He-hey, Nuts? What do you mean "the Nut knows not"? The Nut knows."

Follow the Leader
"Yeah, but he usually geeks out with me . .."

Turn and Burn
"Oh yeah, it's fine? It's fine? Does this look "fine" to you?"

"(Facepalms) Oh, for the love of gods."

Buffalord Soldier
"We're gonna beat this, I promise you, Astrid. You just have to keep fighting, and hold on."

"You need to stay with us. I can't imagine a world without you in it."

"Hang in there, Astrid. Just a little longer. Please. For me."

"Okay, Viggo! Okay, you win. Take him, take the dragon. But leave us with what we came here for. The Scourge antidote. Buffalord saliva. I'm not leaving here without it! That's a loss I'm NOT willing to take."

A Grim Retreat
"Okay, fine, out with it, you two. You didn't come all the way up here because you love cartography."

"Okay, guys. Got that out of our system. Now its time for the other kind of fun. Working."

"Oh, not you, too, Astrid. You're killing me."

"Remember the plan! You'll be fine as long as you remember . . . (Everyone runs off screaming and the dragons follow) . . . the plan."

"Actually, the best plan would be for me to lighten up a little on my Viggo obsession."

To Heather or Not to Heather
"What are you talking about? You fit in great. Besides, do you really want to do that to Fishlegs?"

"Remember this is way harder on him than it is on the rest of us. So cut him some slack."

Stryke Out
"This ends now!"

"(Laughs) Sleuther, I think you'll like the Edge."

Tone Death
"Uh, keep singing. Maybe we could find a song it does like."

Between a Rock and a Hard Place
"Duck!"

"No dragon deserves to be treated like this."

"Okay, there's a deeply disturbing image I would very much like to forget."

"Release the Quakens!"

Family on the Edge
"I just . . . never heard you call Dagur "brother" before . .."

Last Auction Heroes
"Tuff, the chest isn't half-empty. It's totally empty. Of all of Berk's gold."

Defenders of the Wing, Part 1
"We don't hurt dragons. We honor and respect them."

"For the record, this person does not represent me."

"I'm the leader. I'll go first."

"I'm okay! So far."

Defenders of the Wing, Part 2
"You will kill me. Understood."

"I know, I know. You will kill me."

Gruff Around the Edges
"Don't you remember what happened last time you were in charge?"

"No, no, no, no, no, no!"

"You [Tuffnut who is currently dressed as Gruffnut] do a very good Tuffnut impression, but I think I know one of my best friends when I see him."

"I can't risk hitting Tuffnut."

Midnight Scrum
"(Sarcastic) Thank you, Snotlout, for your undying support."

"It's Berk's 400 year anniversary. You know what my dad would do to me if I missed it?"

"We're not kids anymore, Snotlout. He's not gonna "nail me"."

"Yeah, it's great, Dad. How could it not be great? It's the 'Great' Beyond. Right, guys?"

"Is anyone not after me?"

"You know, I don't think I've ever seen you that mad, and that's saying something."

Not Lout
"Look, Snotlout is clearly going through something right now, and we need to be there for him. As hard as that can seem sometimes. We're a team. He's one of us."

"(In response to Snotlout) You know, we may not be so different, after all."

Saving Shattermaster
"Toothless, no! Stop firing, bud. (Multiple dragon root arrows lands around their area and in their general direction) Start firing, bud. Start firing!"

Dire Straits
"I know, bud. I wouldn't leave you either."

The Longest Day
"Oh, for the love of . . . Toothless!"

"Don't you know a trapper's trap can trap the trapper? Oh, gods, I must be losing it; I'm quoting Dagur!"

Gold Rush
"Snotlout, expect the unexpected."

"Okay, three heads are better than two."

Out of the Frying Pan
"We need to even the odds."

"There is a perfectly logical explanation for what's happening. Of course, I can't think of it right now."

Twintuition
"Whatever it is, I bet it's the twins' fault."

Blindsided
"Astrid, you and I have been through everything together. You don't think we can handle this? Astrid, you have me, no matter what. Okay, whatever that means, whatever you want it to mean, I am with you. There will always be a Hiccup and Astrid. Always."

"Yeah? Yeah, I guess it does. (He and Astrid kiss)"

Shell Shocked, Part 1
"Okay, I’ll tell you what, I’ll work on something cool to say when I take him down. Happy?"

"Yeah, I know. She’s something else, huh, bud?"

Shell Shocked, Part 2
"That's encouraging, as always, Viggo."

"Snotlout, use your brain."

"If I left you here to die, it would make me no better than you."

Living on the Edge
"Uh, who in their right mind would ever buy a statue of you two?"

"I can't believe that actually worked."

Sandbusted
"What? This isn't junk. It's my betrothal gift to Astrid. It means we'll be together forever."

"This was my father's bethrothal gift to my mother. (Astrid gasps as Hiccup puts the necklace on her) Um . . . And he gave it to me, to give it to you. Astrid, you're a part of our family. You always have been and I hope you always will be."

"Astrid, you got me the greatest gift in the world. You, You, just being here with me. It's the only gift I need."

Something Rotten on Berserker Island
"You know, they say you can learn a lot about people by tracing their place of origin."

"No matter how weird or Berserky it gets, just try to stay calm."

"I don't know if they loved it so much, but we did."

Snotlout's Angels
"Searching for something. Most likely a bludgeon. All right. Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna get on your dragon and fly out of here immediately."

A Matter of Perspective
"It's all about perspective. Astrid, when you look at things differently, you see things that you might never have seen before. It's actually pretty cool to think about."

Return of Thor Bonecrusher
"Oh, for Thor's sake."

"I come in peace, Fishlegs. (Stammers) Thor. I even brought an offering."

Dawn of Destruction
"Ah! I just wanna make sure. That's the one thing I really don't want to do. But at the same time, spending time with you is important."

The Wings of War, Part 1
". . . I can't be in charge of something I don't believe in."

"Oh, what am I doing? Why don't I ever listen to my dragon?"

The Wings of War, Part 2
"Who cares what it's called? You can name the plan later."

"Ah! Hi."

- Upon going face to face with Deathlout

"Some things continue to remain the same."

No Dragon Left Behind
"H-here's a thought. Why talk about it when when we can walk about it? Instead of flying."

"Look, no matter what, we don't leave a dragon behind, alive or dead."

Snuffnut
"Um, do you mean "sweep her off her feet"?"

Searching for Oswald... and Chicken
"Y-you know they're all blind, right?"

"Seems like we've earned the Sentinels' respect, which is pretty impressive."

Sins of the Past
"Not today, Dagur."

"Only one way to find out."

Season 6
"Dragon Riders, this is our moment. And the stakes couldn't be higher. All the enemies we've faced, the dragons we've discovered have brought us here for one final showdown."

In Plain Sight
"Look, we got to go now, or we'll never get out of here."

"I call it the Dragon Eye Two."

No Bark, All Bite
"(Skullcrusher comes along and knocks a tree down) Whoa! Uh, we need bark. Not the whole tree."

"Heck of a plan, Dad."

"You know, for the first time in a while, I-I had no idea what to do."

"You have no idea what's gone on outside the Archipelago."

Chain of Command
"Actually, Snotlout, you stepped up and helped Minden. You're a valuable member of our tribe."

"You have to fight Astrid for it."

Loyal Order of Ingerman
"Welcome to the Edge, Dragon Explorers. We're going to-- (Brant and Brenda suddenly run to Toothless and start to pet him) --pet Toothless, apparently."

"How is it that three Dragon Riders who've gone head-to-head with Viggo Grimborn can't handle three children from Berk?"

A Gruff Separation
"All right, either you come out, or we're coming in."

Mi Amore Wing
"O-okay, look, Astrid and I have a different kind of relationship, built on years of friendship."

"So, want to deliver some scrap metal?"

"Yes! How could I miss that? Right in front of my face the whole time. A Dragon Eye lens! The Armorwing has a Dragon Eye lens on it."

"I gave them the lens. And maybe that will come back to haunt us someday. All I know is today we are saving this dragon."

"I should have noticed that necklace right away, but it's not about that. I've been taking you for granted. I have, and I realized that today. I couldn't have done any of this without you, Astrid, not the Dragon riders or the Edge. You've always been there for me, and I want to always be there for you. I love you, Astrid Hofferson, with everything I have. And I always will."

Ruff Transition
"So you know I'm happy to give you some pointers, Ruff, but isn't this kind of cheating?"

Triple Cross
"They have two heads?"

"Actually, it was Viggo's pathetic plan that failed. And by the way, I wasn't yelling in frustration."

"I get it. We've learned a lot from him."

Family Matters
"End of story, eh? Way to go, Hiccup."

"You didn't force me. It was my decision."

"Oh, we're not done yet, Snotlout. And you can quote me."

"It was worth all the risk in the world just to see that."

"(Bluffing) I don't think even Toothless could pull off that move."

Darkest Night
"Not-- not now, bud. I appreciate the effort, but just not now. Time is running out with these Flyers. But how can I leave my dad? He wouldn't leave my side. (Stammers) And what if he were to . . . you know . . . and I wasn't here? (Stammering) I'd never forgive myself."

"(During the what-if future) No, I did not know that, Fishlegs. But my life is now complete with that knowledge."

"(During the what-if future) "You will not return without a dragon's head under your arm. Are we clear? Don't know why killing a beast that's minding its own business suddenly makes you a man, but that's how it's done, I guess.""

"Even if things had started out differently, I'd still be out there fighting for dragons, and we all would have ended up right here."

"I'm not giving up on you, Dad. But I've got to stop Johann and the Flyers, or none of this will matter. You keep fighting. You're not done yet. Berk needs you. I need you."

Guardians of Vanaheim
"How am I supposed to make a decision like this, Dad? I can't leave you here, like this. But how do I stand by while the entire dragon species is in danger? If the Hunters destroy Vanaheim, Dragons will have nowhere to go at the end of their lives. Who knows what that will do? How it will effect the rest of the dragons? It could be a disaster."

"Don't you leave me! You hear that, Dad? I'll be back."

"We're going to Vanaheim and we're gonna make sure the Dragon Flyers never return."

"If I stay here, there's nothing I can do, except stare at him and pray to the gods he gets better."

"Bring whatever you need to fight the Dragon Flyers. They're going to get ugly, we have to get uglier."

King of Dragons, Part 1
"Toothless, you heard the screaming, crazy Viking."

"Please don't, Astrid. You can either come with me and fight alongside me, or you can go back to Berk and pray I come back alive."

"Sorry, but "King of Dragons" and "Krogan" should never be used in the same sentence."

"This changes everything."

King of Dragons, Part 2
"Krogan, this ends now!"

"You never cease to amaze me, bud. You know that, right?"

"[v.o.]: This is Dragon's Edge. It's remote, it's dangerous, and until recently, it's been our home. It's also been a home to our dragons. As far as the egg goes, Atali and the Wingmaidens knew someone who knew someone who had a safe place to keep it. With Johann out of the picture it will remain safe. As for the lovebirds . . . No, those lovebirds. Their future seems to be pretty certain. Apparently, that also sparked some new romance. Which should be interesting. My dad pulled through and is back to his old self. Turns out he wasn't quite ready to give up being chief. I still have a feeling that won't stop him from trying to hand the reins over to me sometime very soon. As for the Dragon Eyes, they are such amazing tools for dragon knowledge, but in the wrong hands, they are just too dangerous. Yes, the Edge has been good for us. We are older, stronger, braver, and, in some cases, wiser. Like I said, in some cases. We return to Berk ready for anything, ready for anyone, ready to fight for our dragons, and they are ready to fight for us."

"Who wants to race back to Berk?"